The Confederacy of The All Mustangs is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.701 billion All Mustangians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient All Mustangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,408 trillion AMUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 210,151 AMUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,933,478 per year while the poor average 2,339, a ratio of 826 to 1.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, and fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The All Mustangs's national animal is the Mustang, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The All Mustangs is ranked 290,262^nd in the world and 11,196^th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.1 pounds of wildlife per square mile.